• @fubo
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    1072 years ago

    When a tree dies, it dies slowly. The heart of it rots, and then the roots stop growing, and only much later do the branches stop growing new green leaves. By the time the whole trunk falls over, there’ve been raccoons burrowing into the rotten heartwood for years.

    • Gorillan
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      412 years ago

      With this analogy Lemmy could be the sapling that one day will grow into a large tree!

      • DarohanB
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        292 years ago

        We are a whole forest - the beauty of federation tbh.

        • @eXoShini
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          102 years ago

          I wanted to be the capybara.

        • @flint5436
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          42 years ago

          Then be the racoon. Drive up the cost. Upload hour-long videos of white noise or pictures of John Oliver beeing sexy. I think I am going to create a couple of throwaway accounts just to show how unprofitable reddit can be ;)

          • Kogasa
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            32 years ago

            I respect that, but I’m more interested in raccoons personally

            • @flint5436
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              12 years ago

              Oh you meant literal raccoons, sorry my tired ass was still thinking of them metaphorically :D I don’t know, beeing an animal and not having to work is cool and all, but I like my opposable thumbs.