(inspired by friends’ dating app woes)

  • @Astroturfed
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    2 years ago

    Can we go back in time to when this was a sexy body for a man? This is dadbod now. I need the bar lowered back to this so I can have a cheeseburger more often.

    • @bouh
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      192 years ago

      I doubt you’d be shamed with a body like this…

      • @[email protected]
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        12 years ago

        Humble brag. Yeah it’s certainly more reasonable but let’s not get carried away and act like this is easy.

        • @HonoraryMancunian
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          162 years ago

          Huh? Dude’s like 20% body fat in that pic with a tad bit of muscle, that wouldn’t even require effort for a lot of guys

            • @[email protected]
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              2 years ago

              It’s more of a in-joke about what celebrities say when they’re asked how they maintain a 350 lb 2% body fat physique than a street name.

              It is generally a good foundational diet for building muscle and losing weight though.

              But so are the steroids, because muscle costs calories to maintain.

              • @[email protected]
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                22 years ago

                I can’t remember the exact joke or who made it. The essence was that rich people call cocaine ‘White Lady,’ regular folks call it ‘coke,’ and poor people call it ‘…but Officer.’

    • @TimeNaan
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      2 years ago

      How do you get that second belly button on your chest tho?

    • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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      -92 years ago

      Such unrealistic expectations for male bodies. This is always the problem, right? That men are always fat shamed? Yeah, totally, this was always the only problem.