@kafka420honda to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agoWe are all made of carbonimagemessage-square37arrow-up1473arrow-down1111
arrow-up1362arrow-down1imageWe are all made of carbon@kafka420honda to Lemmy Shitpost • 1 year agomessage-square37
minus-squareChetzemokalinkfedilink37•1 year agoIf the carbon is in my body, it’s not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink8•1 year agoSo if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan
minus-squareSpaghetti_Hitchenslinkfedilink1•1 year agoNuh uh! You can’t checkmate me if I [Rage flips the board]
If the carbon is in my body, it’s not in the atmosphere where it would contribute to climate change. Checkmate, atheists
So if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan
You should get paid carbon credits!
Does McDonald’s accept carbon credits though?
Nuh uh! You can’t checkmate me if I
[Rage flips the board]