A woman who killed an 87-year-old Broadway vocal coach by pushing her to the ground in New York City pleaded guilty Wednesday and will be sentenced to eight years in prison, the district attorney said.

Lauren Pazienza, now 28, shoved Barbara Maier Gustern to the ground from behind in the Chelsea neighborhood on March 10, 2022, officials said at the time.

      • Hank
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        -531 year ago

        I find it absolutely hilarious that people get so riled up about a casual joke about rude New Yorkers.

        Also I’m German and you’re in desperate need of contact with grass.

        • @[email protected]
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          281 year ago

          Ah well, that explains why your sense of humor is so shit. Guess we’re all living up to our stereotype.

          • Hank
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            -281 year ago

            I think it has more to do with me being neurodivergent but being German and being autistic is pretty much the same.

            • Alien Nathan Edward
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              211 year ago

              Self diagnosis is usually valid, but unless you’re about to use the phrase “Hideous Dickhead Disorder” I’d recommend you seek a second opinion.

              • Hank
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                -41 year ago

                I liked that one. You got me good with the twist. Also I find your assessment reasonable.

          • Neon
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            -321 year ago

            great job shitting on an entire country to own one guy, dipshit

              • @Cryophilia
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                31 year ago

                A German wouldn’t get so riled up about it, he would just sternly correct you.

                This guy is probably Austrian

              • Neon
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                11 year ago

                not german, but i don’t like seeing people shitting on my neighbors

            • @[email protected]
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              141 year ago

              I mean, I’m dual citizen myself. Just giving back what they gave ¯\(ツ)/¯ but I’m realizing I’m just feeding trolls now

            • @krush_groove
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              61 year ago

              Why did they feel the need to mention theirs nationality? It’s not even remotely relevant. So they threw that fact out there.

              • Hank
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                -21 year ago

                I think it’s rather relevant when I’m accused of watching Fox news.

            • Hank
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              -81 year ago

              People shit on us all the time. We don’t mind as we get along with most of the world when it comes down to business and we like to criticize ourselves actually more than most foreigners like to.

        • @constnt
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          71 year ago

          What happened last time the Germans started making vast generalizations about a group of people?

        • @Astroturfed
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          61 year ago

          Man, you Nazis sure like making up generalizations about groups of people. You should go to New York and round up all the rude people into camps.

          • @Cryophilia
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            21 year ago

            Funny concept but it works better if you don’t explicitly say “Nazi”

    • SpaceBar
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      491 year ago

      Believe it or not, but almost all people, across the entire world, are decent and nice people.

      • Hank
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        -461 year ago

        Yeah because most of them don’t live in New York.

        • @en0jad0
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          311 year ago

          Hank is not from New York, clearly.

        • Neon
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          51 year ago

          good joke, bad argument.
          not sure if i should upvote or downvote.

          • Hank
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            -81 year ago

            I really enjoy when people are ambivalent about what I come up with. That means people start thinking and I like that more than simple agreement. Thank you for telling me your honest opinion.

            • @krush_groove
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              Being edgy to be a dick is just being a dick.

    • @surewhynotlem
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      261 year ago

      New yorkers are kind, but not nice.

      Germans are humorous, but not funny.