I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

  • @breathless_RACEHORSE
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    71 year ago

    At random times whenever you are traveling in any vehicle, you simultaneously feel a sneeze coming on, and yet have to pee a little bit too. However, you can neither sneeze nor pee until you are out of the vehicle.

    Inconvenient on a bus/train or as a passenger, deadly if you’re driving. Bicycles are right out, I suppose.