I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

  • Thelsim
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    191 year ago

    You must greet everyone you meet with a handshake and ten seconds of uninterrupted eye contact. Forced smiles and a serious talk about how you really are doing are also mandatory.
    Pretty awkward if you ask me :)