Donald Trump will be arraigned Sept. 6 in Atlanta in the criminal case where he is accused of conspiring to overturn the 2020 presidential election in Georgia.
His former lawyer Rudy Giuliani will be arraigned later that day, as will 17 other defendants, including Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows, a court docket shows.
Trump and the others are charged with a plot to reverse the victory of President Joe Biden in the state.
He will be stripped to the skin, then the court clerk will chase him around the courtroom with a large paddle, applying it liberally when he slows down. After being worked into a copious sweat (probably within a couple minutes), a large sack of bread crumbs will be applied to his glistening skin, then he’ll be roasted a large skillet with lots of butter and shallots.
I was thinking something like this https://youtu.be/XCMrWFhu2GU?si=gbrd9-0-CpY8QRG1
At that point the will either plead crispy or not crispy.