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  • @Gradually_AdjustingOPM
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    51 year ago

    Palukk is the house special at The Wanking Walrus; Various tiny fish are dumped into a small bottle of overproof white rum, which causes them to jump like mad. The bottle is then whipped up with a vigorous spinning maneuver, and then poured down the gullet. For every fish you drop, a bystander will traditionally give you a spank on the arse. If you can keep it all down, the house will buy everyone a free round; if it comes back up, the next round is on you.