Share your gnarliest, most interesting, or most mouth-watering fantasy food descriptions. Let’s eat!
Palukk is the house special at The Wanking Walrus; Various tiny fish are dumped into a small bottle of overproof white rum, which causes them to jump like mad. The bottle is then whipped up with a vigorous spinning maneuver, and then poured down the gullet. For every fish you drop, a bystander will traditionally give you a spank on the arse. If you can keep it all down, the house will buy everyone a free round; if it comes back up, the next round is on you.
Fun bar challenge! I might steal this for my spelljammer campaign.
Go with God; shit with Satan.
You open the fridge and you find a small selection of items smiling, looking, and generally grimacing at you.
A small amount of pickled vegetables, dried cheese, a jar of condiments or two, a bunch of very sad tomato cherries, but what catches your eye is, is the curious eye of the plate of leftovers at the bottom shelf of the fridge .
Speyeghetti, or Spaghetti and Eyeballs. A staple food for any lower middle class kid with working parents. The quick, easy, and to some, fun plate of carbs is now staring at you intently.
Take the Speyeghetti?
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Don’t mind if eye do.
You stuff the Speyeghetti awkwardly into your pockets. The woman on the couch stares in disbelief. Sitting up, her mouth wide open, a dirty shirt still hanging off one of her antlers.
“Dude what… are…”
She begins to say something but it seems like the situation was too much for her in her current condition.
Acquired Speyeghetti
Unlimited power… Only the horrid amalgam of surviving fractional gods can judge me now.
