I see this a lot on the Internet. Someone will choose an intentionally ridiculous (but technically accurate) phrase to describe a relatively normal thing. They’ll do so in an attempt to make said normal thing seem absolutely ridiculous.

However, in reality it just comes off as incredibly immature and makes it harder to take their entire point seriously.

But yeah very clever OP. 15 year old me would have thought you were a genius for saying “crotch fruit”