Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), Newsmax host Eric Bolling, and a group of Texans all took a swig of beer on Newsmax in protest of potential new alcohol guidelines.

My god are these people stupid.

“Doctors say we shouldn’t do this but they’re just woke liberals, so we’re going to do this to spite them!”

  • themeatbridge
    6•1 year ago

    Doctors also recommend you don’t punch yourself in the face really hard, Ted. If we could make it a law, Ted, we would absolutely make it illegal for you to punch yourself in the face really hard, but because you’re a Senator, Ted, we can’t becauae you love freedom too much to let us stop you. Grrr, I sure wish we could force you to not punch yourself in the face really hard. I just get so mad that I can’t stop you, Ted Cruz, Junior Senator from Texas, from punching yourself right in the face as hard as you can. I might almost cry about it.