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    1 year ago

    Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

    She did not think that was romantic.

      • @Caboose12000
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        431 year ago

        I think it’s kinda sweet for a kid. I mean what’s cooler than a robot when you’re 7? that’s pretty much the pinnicle of “cool” at that age, or at least it was for me. So to compare a crush to a robot for a kid is similar to shakespear comparing thier lover to “a summer’s day” or Selena Gomez comparing thier lover to “a love song”

          • @Jerkface
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            231 year ago

            Look, I’m a grown-ass adult and have been for awhile. If someone said that to me now I’d start shopping for an engagement ring.

            • @ech0
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              91 year ago

              I love you so much I think you’re way cooler than a robot!

              Now put a ring on it. And I want a diamond.

              • @Jerkface
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                101 year ago

                you’re way cooler than a robot

                See, that’s how I know it’s a lie 🤣

          • I Cast Fist
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            31 year ago

            So, less a “kid” and more “almost adult”. Yeah, I can see that being taken as very weird or creepy

        • @tehmics
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          11 year ago

          I don’t think we’re far off from 7 year olds being entirely unimpressed robots. They’ll just think it’s a dumb vacuum