• Zoidsberg
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    351 year ago

    least dignified

    You have never seen me half-jog across a crosswalk.

        • @sab
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          61 year ago

          Speaking from my own experience: it’s fun to hold boobs, even moreso if they’re not your own.

        • @procrastinator
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          41 year ago

          asking the same question. Maybe because they bounce too much they run and it hurts or something idk i don’t have boobs

          • @Viking_Hippie
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            61 year ago

            That would necessitate holding their OWN boobs.

            I was commenting on the fact that a deliberately wrong but technically valid way to read the question would be that the asker needed to hold the boobs of the asked rather than their own 😉

            • @procrastinator
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              11 year ago

              Wait omfg i missed it completely (and your comments meaning)

              • @Viking_Hippie
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                11 year ago

                No worries, it’s subtle enough that only an experienced pedant would be guaranteed to spot it 😉

                • @procrastinator
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                  11 year ago

                  Lol its also the morning where I live so my brain hasn’t turned on since i just woke up (from sleeping 10 hours lol)

      • Echo Dot
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        61 year ago

        I noticed I was starting to get overweight when I realised I had to hold my stomach when going down the stairs quickly.

        Then you start to notice other people doing it too.