I love my little cat. The idea of names and using words seems extremely silly to me.
My cat’s real name is “wwhhq.” It is a sound that is completely different than any word or sound I ever use. I also have a low volume high pitch whistle I can make that is barely audible to me and consists of a specific quick up-down-UP tone. She can hear that over any white noise and will usually respond, at least, more usual than most cats I’ve owned or been around. I’d call it a 90% response rate. No one else in the house can generate that kind of response from her, especially with a silly anthropomorphized name. I’ve gotten to the point where all words directed at an animal seem like unnecessary nonsense. They are only responding to tone and actions. So, I figure why not simplify my vocalizations to make my communication entirely on her level of tones and actions making my intent more clear and easy to interpret. It has worked really well for me over the last 9 years with my current cat. I don’t think I will speak to a cat ever again.
I’m a bit of an oddball because I named a lemon tree and I talk with it. But even then, I don’t think that this behaviour towards cats is silly, it’s just humans harmlessly following their own instincts. Cats chase small things, spiders weave webs, and we humans talk.
And even if the response rate might go down, I don’t care too much about it. I just make sure to include a few key words and/or sounds into what I’m talking, emphasise them when speaking with my cats, and make them iconic. At least for things that matter. (Granted, I use German with one of my cats, but that’s for another reason - to keep myself from forgetting the language.)
Hey, has it been about ten seconds since you talked with your lemon tree?
No, I spoke with Malena as I was watering her, some ~4h ago, why?
I can totally respect that perspective.
My real motivation was simply stating I get far better results by simplifying the dialogue to something that is better understood. I find it super annoying when someone is yelling words across a house at a cat. Like all you are doing is saying “stay away from random yelling ape making random weird scary sounds.” Just keeping it simple, conscious, and consistent with a cat’s cognitive abilities can generate real results most people assume cats are incapable of doing.
Ah, I get it. It looks for me like the “target” of your annoyance is that some people expect their cats to behave like humans, including understanding speech; that’s far from true and it goes way past the human instinct that I mentioned.
Cats have sensitive hearing and hate loud noises, so it makes a lot of sense that a quiet whistle would work better than loudly calling out. Things like “pspsps” and “ksksks” get their attention too because it’s not very loud but has a lot of high frequencies that they can hear well.
They seem to like when you talk to them in a calm voice. They might not understand sentences, but they do recognize sounds. They’ll look at you funny if you suddenly start speaking a different language.