Showerthoughts • 1 year ago

I wish humans could get firmware upgrades

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I wish humans could get firmware upgrades

Showerthoughts • 1 year ago

-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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4•1 year ago
Absolutely, one of the best ones yet. Thank you.
- @Etterra
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  2•1 year ago
  You’re welcome. I’m saving that one in case I ever stumble upon a genie or something. Honestly, If there was such a thing as God, there’s no way he could be worse at his job than I would be.

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