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minus-squareAlwaysNowNeverNotMelinkfedilink11•1 year agoIf someone asks if I’ve found Jesus I ask if they need to borrow a shovel.
minus-squareFuglyDucklinkEnglish8•1 year agoI usually ask which one. The question usually strains their limited reasoning capacity
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoThis is brilliant. Space Jesus? Jesús, my neighbor down the street? Fonzie Jesus? That big one on top of a hill in Brazil? Did I mention Space Jesus?
minus-squarechaogomulinkfedilink6•1 year agoI always say that he was behind the couch the whole time, but he may have been there a bit too long. It really showed his commitment to hide and seek, or it may have been a heart attack. Either way, I don’t like to talk about it.
minus-square@RagingRobotlink1•1 year agoI know a guy who found Jesus in prison! Is that the kind of guy you want to get mixed up with?
If someone asks if I’ve found Jesus I ask if they need to borrow a shovel.
I usually ask which one.
The question usually strains their limited reasoning capacity
This is brilliant.
Space Jesus?
Jesús, my neighbor down the street?
Fonzie Jesus?
That big one on top of a hill in Brazil?
Did I mention Space Jesus?
I mean there are more than a few
I always say that he was behind the couch the whole time, but he may have been there a bit too long. It really showed his commitment to hide and seek, or it may have been a heart attack. Either way, I don’t like to talk about it.
I know a guy who found Jesus in prison! Is that the kind of guy you want to get mixed up with?