#Reality:

Apprentice: “I put new tires on the plane like you asked, boss!”

      • @Quasi
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        301 year ago

        I would assume he is being funny.

          • @Quasi
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            131 year ago

            True. For me it depends on how optimistic I’m feeling that day.

      • @EmpathicVagrant
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        141 year ago

        “Well, people always say they’re tired after a long flight so I assumed they were handed a tire as they disembarked.”