Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we’re doing it wrong.

  • @over_clox
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    119 months ago

    I hear you there, you must suffer Long Dong Syndrome as well…

      • Bizarroland
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        9 months ago

        Even if you have the world’s tinkiest dinky you’re going to want an elongated bowl just to have some room for the pee to arc out so you don’t piss all over your balls.

        • @Anamnesis
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          9 months ago

          I’m really confused reading this thread. Why isn’t it possible to just twist and tuck it left or right? I’m a dude and have never had a problem peeing sitting down on a round toilet.