Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure that I must inform you that we’re doing it wrong.

  • guyrocket
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    311 year ago

    I think an elongated seat/toilet makes sitting down much easier and more comfortable. Round seats/toilets really suck for a man.

    • @over_clox
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      111 year ago

      I hear you there, you must suffer Long Dong Syndrome as well…

        • Bizarroland
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          1 year ago

          Even if you have the world’s tinkiest dinky you’re going to want an elongated bowl just to have some room for the pee to arc out so you don’t piss all over your balls.

          • @Anamnesis
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            1 year ago

            I’m really confused reading this thread. Why isn’t it possible to just twist and tuck it left or right? I’m a dude and have never had a problem peeing sitting down on a round toilet.

    • @[email protected]
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      31 year ago

      Round seats are best because you can tuck your willy under the seat and there’s no chance of it popping up. Also the cool ceramic underside of the toilet seat helps stimulate urine flow

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      Our new place has a round bowl, rather than swap to an oval toilet I bought a split seat and replaced the full round seat. It helps a lot.