Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

  • @[email protected]
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    201 year ago

    kinda deranged that you want to put a family through the loss of having their pet executed because you are minorly inconvenienced but I guess you’ll probably reap what you sow

    • @[email protected]
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      111 year ago

      To be fair, if the cat lives outside, its nobody’s pet. It’s a roving bird murdering machine.

      • @ivenoidea
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        -11 year ago

        So if I go outside every once in a while that means I live outside and anyone can movie into my house?

        • @[email protected]
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          21 year ago

          depends are you murdering hobos while your outside in this scenario?

          If yes, then your house will be probably be sold to pay for your defense, and someone will move into it.

          • @ivenoidea
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            11 year ago

            I haven’t seen my cat murder any cats yet so I‘m not sure what you‘re going for here.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      Kinda deranged that people kill many billions of animals annually by letting their cats roam outside. They made their bed.