Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

  • Turkey_Titty_city
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    1 year ago

    yeah, cats bury their shit. they don’t shit on grass and leave it exposed.

    only time cats shit in the open is to prove a point. OP probably pissed off this cat

    • Pisodeuorrior
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      11 year ago

      Cats definitely shit on grass or anywhere else without a thought in the world, I had the same problem in one of my houses.

      Also, my wife’s cats have started, for some fucking reason, to shit in one of our plants.

      Their litter box is always spotless, they’ve just decided that’s where their turds go now.

      Cats are assholes.