MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of terrific discounts on special sandwiches as well as our classic footlongs, you’ll always remember where you were on…
This reminds me of a fake country-western hit a friend and I wrote for a fake country-western band: You crashed a Plane [into the Twin Towers of my Heart]. We never actually wrote music or lyrics or anything, we just wrote a bunch of fake song titles.