Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.

I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.

What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?


The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.

  • @Ensign_Crab
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    -51 year ago

    Doubt it. You’d 100% be telling someone to clean up their dog shit.

    I’m glad you and the fictional version of me you’ve constructed can carry on this conversation without my continued involvement.

    • FiveMacs
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      61 year ago

      Don’t need your involvement to know you’re full of shit and that if your lawn was covered in dogshit from your neighbours that you wouldn’t be pissed off.

      • @Ensign_Crab
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        1 year ago

        I don’t care if an animal shits on my lawn. I’m not rolling around on it, and I’m not super precious about my bougie lawnmower like OP.

        Are you incapable of imagining that there are people out there who aren’t joyless karens?

        • FiveMacs
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          21 year ago

          Tf are you talking about joyless…there is no joy in someone being careless with their ‘pet’ and neglecting them while letting them roam because look how cute fluffy is.

          • @Ensign_Crab
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            -11 year ago

            Who do you get angry at when raccoons poop on your lawn?