Neighborhood cats shit right in the middle of my lawn. It stinks and the robot lawn mover makes it even worse.
I do NOT like cats, and this is not helping.
What works to keep them from shitting on my lawn?
The votes have spoken. Some people are cat lovers; thanks for the great advice from the rest of you! I will not go out of my way to accommodate other people’s pets that aren’t welcome on my property. My first weapon of choice will be chili because it’s simple and cheap. Other ideas have been noted.
No, the sky is blue and cats will go wherever the fuck they please whether they have an owner or not, and wether or not the owner tells them not to go there.
What do you expect them to do, put them in timeout? Take their weekly allowance away? Tell them they can’t play with the playstation for a week?
Keeping them inside is a great place to start
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