Wow. You led me to a very deep rabbit hole. Not sure if it’s a troll or somebody in serious need for help, but holly hell

You weren’t kidding. What an absolutely bizarre person.

Yup, that’s the one. Seems like someone who was really hurt in the past and hasn’t been able to move past it.

Made me wish I could subscribe to a user. Maybe you can, and I just don’t know it, but it was wildly entertaining.