As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.
Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.
“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.
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y'all every time I hear something else about Lauren bobert I've become more and more convinced that we somehow went to high school together you know like I know this person man I do because see I'm of the Whiskey Tango persuasion and as such I know another trash monster when I see one okay I mean you know it's not like she tries to hide it she just got kicked out of a theater in Denver for vaping and hollering stuff you know my fellow trailer Americans I ask you who Among Us right I mean we do that we do you know get a little too excited at a public event start cussing in front of the eight-year-olds then acting dignant when the bouncer shows up but what is it illegal to have a good time now I thought this was America right I know I've been there myself I have now granted I wasn't a congressperson at the time I was 22 Hammer drunk and the Titans were losing again but still I've been there now but I'm just saying bobert checks so many red ass boxes it's insane you know like she was born in Florida aka the Fertile Crescent of crazy crackers right to attain mom natch she grew up on welfare and food stamps she dropped out High School when she herself got knocked up now that baby's having a baby so she's a 36 year old mammal she married then divorced a guy who wouldn't stop pulling his dick out in public she's always talking [ __ ] about having a gun in her purse and she has an ongoing feud with the other craziest [ __ ] in town that is some top shelf trashery right there y'all like you just know she claims her Grandma's one-quarter Cherokee right you just know it and I'm saying all that makes me wish that I could root for this person kinda I do you know like if she was out here actually standing up for the little guy taking the elites down a peg Reed and stuff knowing facts [ __ ] like that I'd be all for it I'm like hell yeah finally some representation right but she's not no bobert's dedicated her life to being wrong out loud every time she talks it's like the chat GPT of harmful ignorance she outwardly hates other marginalized groups she screws over our own people by trying to take away the same government benefit programs that kept her alive as a child Lord I cannot stand a ladder puller y'all drives me crazy around like I'm saying I don't I don't hate Lauren bobert because she's white trash I hate her because she's a piece of [ __ ] right and I know some of y'all are going to hear that and be like well that's a little redundant but it's not it's really not okay some of the most genuine kindest most empathetic people I've ever known were trailer babies and an affinity for Mountain Dew and the early works of Limp Biscuit does not change that fact okay this country would do well to have a chamber full of them but alas it is not to be no instead we're stuck with boberts and bobert is just another loudmouth vindictive [ __ ] who somehow took all the wrong lessons away from her life and now spends her time spewing misplaced rage and making us all look 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or like journalistic socioeconomic you know studies about how it's bad to call people trash which I firmly disagree with look I mean as long as you're trash you can call people track anyway made it hard to come up with any good results and I might be forgetting somebody but I was thinking I don't know who we have we need some representation in there at first I thought it was fetterman you know that one of the reasons I love fetterman so much is I was like this is one of my people right here looked it up still think Federal is great but like his daddy was rich he's from an affluent suburb he went to Harvard all this stuff it's actually kind of typical senatorship but I but I thought about it you know what no I don't care I'm anointed again he's honorary trash all right look he's earned it he's not he's done all that Real Deal Blue Collar working class stuff you got all them tattoos he looks like he wrestles at the county fair right he's always wearing a hoodie and cargo shorts the official attire of Burley winter time trash everywhere all right he's one of us we're claiming him okay that's why I decided we're claiming John Federman whether he likes it or not he's trash now but in a good way the good kind you know what I'm saying he's a trash Champion that's what he is trash champion John Federman put that on a sign anyway thank y'all for being here I appreciate it I'm gonna put these little uh icons up on the screen here get you uh check out the special if you haven't or whatever this video is it should be funny so watch it also subscribe to the channel it's one of the other circles and the main circle from my perspective it takes you to trackrider.com where you can see my tour dates you can come see me do stand-up comedy live you can also pre-order my book around here and Over Yonder coming very soon a funny travel guide I wrote with Corey Forster but mostly come see me but the main thing is you keep watching these silly things and I'll keep making them I love 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