As more and more details are being revealed about Rep. Lauren Boebert’s wild night out in Denver last weekend — having been kicked out of “Beetlejuice” the musical for vaping and just generally being a public nuisance with her male companion — a full picture is coming together of what the other theater patrons around her that night had to endure.

Newly released footage of the night in question appears to show Boebert’s exposed breasts being fondled by her date for an extended period of time while she, in turn, dawdles around in his lap with her hand. As many have pointed out on social media, having seen this footage, children were seated all around the couple that night, within viewing range of what they were up to.

“Laurent Boebert was jerking her date off in public while he gropes her in a theater where children were present and yet she continues to attack LGBTQ people as ‘threats to children,’” writes journalist and clinical instructor Alejandra Caraballo on X, sharing the footage of Boebert in the act.

  • ColorcodedResistor
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    351 year ago

    As a 35M, with a healthy sex life to my wife 40 (2-3times a month)

    When does getting a dry handy in a public venue ever constitute legitimate foreplay, also the wrenching and single handing her breast like it’s a stress ball? its like watching teenagers figure it out.

    I would have to be full on crank 2 with my wife taunting me to even keep it up with that many people around…but, hey good for Boebert, she’s definitely finding ‘quality’ sexual intimacy in her continuous selection of partners.

    • @PutangInaMo
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      241 year ago

      Well sir I’m a bit jealous. But might i remind you this is a Wendy’s.

      • Margot Robbie
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        71 year ago

        Can I get a Baconator, a large fry, and a large chocolate Frosty please?

        • @lando55
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          11 year ago

          You have to be here to order sir

            • @lando55
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              1 year ago

              I thought we were paraphrasing The Office ¯\(ツ)

        • @Thehalfjew
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          31 year ago

          Yeah, but to be fair, that defeats the point OP is making by stating their sex frequency. If it’s all relative, then his activity is irrelevant when discussing someone else’s.

      • @UsernameIsTooLon
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        181 year ago

        Bruh you think adults just fuck all the time? They got jobs and kids and other responsibilities that tire them out by the end of the day. Sometimes there’s just silence and a big sigh of relief at the end of the day. Sex requires effort and time and that’s just not always available 24/7 anymore.

      • @[email protected]
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        131 year ago

        Tell me you’re not married with children and working full time, without saying you’re not married with children and working full time.