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Kspacewalk2 13 minutes ago | prev | next [-] fwo economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit. The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit. They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit. Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, “You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can’t help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.” “That’s not true”, responded the second economist. “We increased the GDP by $200!” 16 Sept 2023, 20:45 530 17

  • @[email protected]
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    1831 year ago

    Not going to disagree that GDP is a bad measure of economic productivity, but, theoretically, in this case both the economists also got utility by enjoying themselves by paying the other to see them eat excrement. Assuming humans to be rational, it could be argued that there was a net gain of utility (if 100 $ is worth more than what you lose from eating excrement) or at least remained the same, since the buyers considered the entertainment they get to be worth at least 100 $ and that the service providers considered their service to be worth less than 100 $).

    But now I feel stupid for writing this.

      • @surewhynotlem
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        161 year ago

        The core of capitalist economics relies on two things: perfect knowledge and rational people. I believe capitalism can work in so far as we have those two things.

        • DreamButt
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          111 year ago

          So only in our dreams. Got it

          • @surewhynotlem
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            101 year ago

            Well, it turns out they’re nightmares at the moment, but yes, basically.

        • Flying Squid
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          51 year ago

          Sort of like a for-profit healthcare system will work if it relies on two things: everyone can afford insurance and everyone is very healthy.

            • Flying Squid
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              31 year ago

              Good thing that’s something that can be calculated and prepared for.

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                Statistics don’t lie, and you always need a buffer.

                That’s why it works pretty well in Europe. At least in Czechia, but should be about the same in the other countries.

                • Flying Squid
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                  11 year ago

                  What statistics would those be?

                  • @[email protected]
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                    11 year ago

                    About patients, diseases, injuries, and other medical emergencies. These companies do massive data calculations to make sure they are not in the negative.

                    They don’t just eyeball their prices and hope for the best.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        And that the enjoyment of seeing the other person eating shit is more than the negative experience of doing it yourself

    • TWeaK
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      391 year ago

      But now I feel stupid for writing this.

      Don’t stop now, keep going and you’ll be writing financial regulations in no time!

      • @[email protected]
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        91 year ago

        If this data gets sucked into a model it may be ingrained into future law students papers everywhere eventually.

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      The mistake is in thinking people would only pay money for things they will enjoy. This is self reinforcing; people will believe they enjoyed something more if they have been told it is more expensive. What if that’s a false belief? What if the economists were paying each other purely out of spite and enjoyed nothing? Desire and pleasure are separate and it’s possible to have the former fulfilled with none of the latter.

    • @aesthelete
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      Assuming humans to be rational, it could be argued that there was a net gain of utility (if 100 $ is worth more than what you lose from eating excrement) or at least remained the same, since the buyers considered the entertainment they get to be worth at least 100 $ and that the service providers considered their service to be worth less than 100 $).

      Counterpoint: If humans were rational, they would not find it entertaining to watch people eat excrement.

    • @jpeps
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      121 year ago

      I kind of thought that was the point of this. There are many ways to increase GDP or gain ‘utility’ through how we use our money, but most of it is just shit. Capitalism values anything that can do this regardless of any other sense of value.