• @Potatos_are_not_friends
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    359 months ago

    I watched a girl storm into a supermarket and grab some things.

    I later saw her in the parking lot sitting in her pickup truck’s bed and going down on a whole rotisserie chicken and a cake.

    I think about her all the time.

    • @Wooshock
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      219 months ago

      I’m not sure you can use “going down on” in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

      • @CurlyMoustache
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        9 months ago

        You never deep throated a chicken leg, or licked between the layers of cake just to get to the frosting?