• Kalash
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    131 year ago

    Hotbox the cockpit. And this would only be the 2nd time I hotboxed the cockpit of a fighterjet.

    • lettruthout
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      71 year ago

      Story time! Details please!

      • Kalash
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        Ha, I thought nobody would ask. It probably will be quite a disapointing story though, sorry.

        Anyway, I was on holiday in Slovakia and basically, they just have old sovjet jets sitting around. We visited a very small “airport” (the runway was grass) used for skydiving. And they just had a MiG-21 sitting behind the building. No fence or anything. One of the Skydiving company staff said I can sit in it, if I want. So I did. He didn’t come with me or anything. It was also out if sight from anyone on the airfield.

        Apperently this isn’t unusual at all and these planes are just sitting around in random fields as “decoration”.

        Here’s a googlemaps link. I sat in that one!

        • @Dadifer
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          61 year ago

          So did you smoke weed in it, or not?

          • Kalash
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            61 year ago

            I did sit in the cockpit smoking a joint with the canopea almost closed. For a minute.

        • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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          31 year ago

          You’ve just given me a goal, except the only place I know with airplanes laying around is a museum. I’d feel bad hotboxing a plane in a museum.

          • Kalash
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            I’d feel bad hotboxing a plane in a museum.

            Yeah, don’t do that. To be honest, I didn’t even close the canopea fully, I worried about not getting out. I sat on the wing for most of the lenght of the joint.

            But It sounded much cooler this way.

            • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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              21 year ago

              I could call up my acquaintance with a cessna, but he doesn’t know I smoke. He’s a little too, uh, mormon for that conversation.

              • Kalash
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                21 year ago

                a cessna

                That’s not a fighter jet.

                Just visit eastern Europe.

                There was another plane, I think a MiG-15, that was literally just sitting in the middle of nowhere next to a hayball. We were just driving past it. I tried to find it on google maps, but it was many years ago and I just can’t remember the route … or any waypoint.

                • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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                  I know. It’s close enough. If you’re not flying, a cockpit’s a cockpit.

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          That’s indeed disappointing, I thought “hotbox a cockpit” meant to fart inside! Anyway, still a nice story.

          • Kalash
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            21 year ago

            I think that’s also a valid meaning, just depends on the context. It’s an ok story :)

      • @Deestan
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        01 year ago

        It means they snuck in and farted the cockpit green right before the pilot came to fly it.

        • Kalash
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          51 year ago

          No, I smoked a joint in it :)

          It had no engine, see the other comment.

          • @Deestan
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            41 year ago

            I was just trying to confuse everyone for a few minutes before you had time to answer. 😇