@WhatsHerBucket to [email protected] • 9 months agoHow do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?NSFWmessage-square64arrow-up180arrow-down18
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareHow do you tell your significant other you want to have sex?NSFW@WhatsHerBucket to [email protected] • 9 months agomessage-square64
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink26•edit-29 months ago“Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny) “Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes) “What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)
minus-squarecomfortablyglumlinkfedilink12•9 months agoTo your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”
“Hungry? Would you like some sausage? I have cheese sausage for you” (Never works but it’s funny)
“Got two minutes” (works more often than you’d think but it’s normally expected to only be 2-5 minutes)
“What are you up to tonight? Do you want to come over to my side of the bed?” *wink (after having a king size bed I will NEVER go back)
To your cheese sausage I would reply “And for you, I have tuna patte.”
OOo, we having Hors d’Oeuvres over here!