How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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    149 months ago

    A large opossum. I could probably handle something larger, but I can only handle one pet at a time and I like opossums.

    Yes, I understand you’re asking about the largest animal I can fight and I’m telling you that that opossum is going to become a pet if I win.

    • theodewere
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      49 months ago

      opossum would be the perfect battle out in the forest… run up and swing at him a couple of times til he falls over… declare yourself champ and go party with your hoes… nobody goes back to check to see if the opossum got back up…

    • @hactar42
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      29 months ago

      I once saw a chaparral (aka roadrunner) hold it’s own against a opossum, so I think you’ll be fine

      • Mossy Feathers (They/Them)
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        59 months ago

        Yeah, but I’d probably adopt whatever I fight as a pet, and I think having a pet opossum would be awesome, so that’s what I’d pick to fight.