How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • Delphia
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    2 years ago

    In the ocean. I punch it once, it swims away. “Yeah bitch, you better run!”

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        2 years ago

        Notice it? Likely. Interpret it as a threat? Unlikely. Swat you like an annoying insect? Probably.

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          2 years ago

          if it was a Right Whale then by all accounts, it’d take it as a come on.
          they’re lovers not fighters.