How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • fiat_lux
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    71 year ago

    They’re more strategic than you might think. They’ll flee to water sources and try to lure in their predators. Then, when the predator follows them, they pin them down with their strong back legs.

    I wouldn’t try to take on an Adolescent big red. That is like trying to take on a really ripped human teenager.

    I could take a wallaby though… I’m pretty sure, at least.

    Quokka don’t stand a chance though. Unless it kills me with cuteness first. Adorable little buggers.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 year ago

      IF YOU TOUCH THAT QUOKKA I’M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND SLAP YOU WITH YOUR OWN HANDS!

      These were made to be adored and loved…