I reckon a full grown kangaroo. Not that I think I’m stronger (or that it wouldn’t fuck me up), but in a fight to the death I think I could outsmart it and outmaneouver it.
I do not think this is close to a 100% certainty though.
They’re more strategic than you might think. They’ll flee to water sources and try to lure in their predators. Then, when the predator follows them, they pin them down with their strong back legs.
I wouldn’t try to take on an Adolescent big red. That is like trying to take on a really ripped human teenager.
I could take a wallaby though… I’m pretty sure, at least.
Quokka don’t stand a chance though. Unless it kills me with cuteness first. Adorable little buggers.
I reckon a full grown kangaroo. Not that I think I’m stronger (or that it wouldn’t fuck me up), but in a fight to the death I think I could outsmart it and outmaneouver it.
I do not think this is close to a 100% certainty though.
They’re more strategic than you might think. They’ll flee to water sources and try to lure in their predators. Then, when the predator follows them, they pin them down with their strong back legs.
I wouldn’t try to take on an Adolescent big red. That is like trying to take on a really ripped human teenager.
I could take a wallaby though… I’m pretty sure, at least.
Quokka don’t stand a chance though. Unless it kills me with cuteness first. Adorable little buggers.
IF YOU TOUCH THAT QUOKKA I’M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR ARMS AND SLAP YOU WITH YOUR OWN HANDS!
These were made to be adored and loved…
gotta get behind him, one good kick to the abdomen and your intestines will be hanging out where they don’t belong.
those fuckers are strong and their claws can be deadly.
Those fuckers can move.
Be careful, they will attack when you’re most vulnerable.
Ya I think you could get behind it and maybe do a headlock. Maybe?
SWEEP THE LEG!
not if it sees or hears you coming.