How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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    79 months ago

    They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.

    • @ccunning
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      69 months ago

      Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.

    • Bleeping Lobster
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      49 months ago

      I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!

      (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)

      • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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        59 months ago

        Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.