How about an adolescent kangaroo?

  • Bleeping Lobster
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    51 year ago

    Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?

    Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.

    • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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      71 year ago

      They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.

      • @ccunning
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        61 year ago

        Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.

      • Bleeping Lobster
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        41 year ago

        I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!

        (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce
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          51 year ago

          Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.

    • @schmidtster
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      41 year ago

      They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!