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First panel: a poorly drawn figure with half-closed lids asks a smart™ thermostat “hey little man hows it goin?” Second Panel: the smart thermostat points with a large arrow at a screenshot of a graphic that reads “August Trends: Heating & cooling compared with last year”, and shows zero hours more heating, 129 hours more cooling, with a small caption underneath that reads “On average, temperatures were 5 degrees warmer than August 2022” Third Panel: the poorly drawn figure with half-closed lids is shown with an unreadable smile in front of a semi-transparent image of a NASA article that reads “NASA Clocks July 2023 as Hottest Month on Record Ever Since 1880” Fourth Panel: the poorly drawn figure says “yea”

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    31 year ago

    The only time my smart thermostat changes temperature without me programming it is when a demon gets in there and it’s nothing a routine exorcism can’t fix.

    • @luckyhunter
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      -11 year ago

      My power company changed mine until i unsubscribed to the “rate reduction” program and then changed my t-stat to a non-wifi model.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        21 year ago

        I was going to reply to you then I realized your 25 day old account has a score of -1853.

        Have a nice day!