• @ProfessorProteus
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      239 months ago

      Henry Kissinger is apparently still alive, at age 100. There is no god.

    • Chainweasel
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      229 months ago

      Money is the fountain of youth in this country. Can you imagine if the US had universal Heathcare like every other developed nation in the world? The Proles might live as long as the elites and we can’t have that now, can we?

      • yip-bonk
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        89 months ago

        I mean, the snark is absolutely warranted but for anyone who’s not clear - yeah. That’s the whole idea. Poor people die working cheaply, then the next crop who don’t know shit yet get promoted and continue happily working for cheap. Capitalism is inherently built to fail in just this way. It’s better than some alternatives, i.e. monarchy, but the end stages are just - this - over and over. No healthcare, more guns.

    • DarkGamer
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      199 months ago

      Heaps and heaps of money, and possibly deals with evil supernatural creatures.

    • Hairyblue
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      129 months ago

      The evil acts of spreading lies to destroy our democracy keeps him unnaturally alive.

      Murdoch is a wicked man.

    • TwoGems
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      79 months ago

      Being rich means never being stressed or working and having access to medical care that keeps you alive like a blood sucking vampire.

      • @daneBramage
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        49 months ago

        He literally has blood infusions from healthier young men. Literal vampire.