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    191 year ago

    I think people just watch movies like Aladdin or whatever and think monkeys are cute and harmless. They’re wrong. Monkeys are vicious little monsters. Stay the f away from monkeys.

    Source: I was sort of lightly attacked by a monkey and I wasn’t even at a monkey attack beach

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      You don’t have to tell me, I saw that video of a monkey casually scalping a dude in a single swipe.

    • @topinambour_rex
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      51 year ago

      Monkeys are vicious little monsters.

      And the most vicious of them, are the hairless ones

      • @Brickhead92
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        61 year ago

        Um ackshually, they’re apes

        pushes lensless glass back up nose