“Smart Toilet” That Takes Anal Prints Wins Ig Nobel Prize
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We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and...smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park's Stanford Toilet captured an

‘Smart toilet’ that takes anal prints wins Ig Nobel Prize::We have smart phones, smart cars, smart watches and…smart toilets? Well, now we do. Seung-min Park’s Stanford Toilet captured an

  • bob_wileydeleted by creatorEnglish
    101·
    2 years ago

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    • TheFerrango@lemmy.basedcount.comEnglish
      37·
      2 years ago

      Just you wait.

      “You have exceeded your monthly bathroom quota. Please purchase an additional subscription for regaining access to toilet facilities nationwide”.

    • Wahots@pawb.socialEnglish
      16·
      2 years ago

      Definitely do not get this. Long after your SSN, face, voice, fingerprints and irises are compromised, your analprint will be the only means of positively identifying you on your insurance and medical stuff.

    • SaakoPaahtaaEnglish
      122·
      2 years ago

      Your honor, the mutilated body was identified for its remarkably intact and rather unique asshole crease layout

      • BuddahrifficEnglish
        4·
        2 years ago

        Fuck, so now there’s a practical reason to anally mutilate murder victims?

        • SaakoPaahtaaEnglish
          32·
          2 years ago

          You mean yet another reason to anally mutilate murder victims?