Neuralink’s human trials volunteers ‘should have serious concerns,’ say medical experts::A medical ethics committee responded to Elon Musk’s brain-interface startup issuing an open call for patients yesterday.

  • @Hotdogman
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    281 year ago

    You could then just run over kids in strollers and blame the Tesla chip in your head.

    • @BleatingZombie
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      41 year ago

      Finally! A way to fake senility without needing to wait so long

      • @ikidd
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        1 year ago

        I just use copious amount of Jameson’s for that purpose.

        Beep, beep, motherfuckers.