• @[email protected]
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    521 year ago

    If you are a dude sit down to pee when you are home… feels weird for like a day but it is fantastic. No more trying to aim on the middle of the night while trying to close your eyes, no more rouge pee stream, just a like moment to sit and relax.

    • @[email protected]
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      1 year ago

      Rogue: deviant from the norm.

      Rouge: a shade of red.

      If your pee is rouge when you stand, you need to see your doctor.

      • @fubo
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        111 year ago

        Or maybe you just ate a lot of beetroot.

          • @SoleInvictus
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            41 year ago

            Your stomach acid is what breaks the color down. If you take a few antacids or a proton pump inhibitor before eating a bunch of beets, your urine will turn bright red.

      • @[email protected]
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        Why you gotta try to impress people with all your dumb book learnin? Just use Normal people colors.

        Edit: no trailer Park boys fans here apparently

        • mommykink
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          81 year ago

          Don’t worry bro, all the Bad Dragon dildos you shove up your ass more than make up for the health benefits you get sitting down to pee 😊

          • @[email protected]
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            61 year ago

            Jokes on you, I buy my doe’s from temu… i don’t have time to be saving up a months wages for a bad dragon, that’s like 300 MTN dew®

    • @TheTim
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      81 year ago

      Weird, based on your username I’d have guessed you had different pissing habits.

    • Phoenixz
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      71 year ago

      I do notice though that when trying to pee sitting, I don’t get everything out. A lot of times, I stand up afterwards and still get some more out

    • subspaceinterferents
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      51 year ago

      Some men feel emasculated by the idea of sitting to pee. Really guys? I wonder what goes on in the privacy of their bathrooms, when they’re pinching the proverbial loaf. Do they stand up to pee and sit to pass? Of course not. :: Sitting to pee is what you do if you want to keep the toilet area clean. You can be a big strong man and still be a sitzpinkler.

      • Anduin1357
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        11 year ago

        I will play devil’s advocate and argue that it’s just more convenient the same way a urinal is convenient. Not sitting down saves time. That’s all.