You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

  • Blake [he/him]
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    691 year ago

    Yes, probably. I also really enjoy the idea that you think that it being a suppository would factor in to the calculus at all, I think it’s really funny

    Fellas, is it gay to put immortality up your ass?

    • @[email protected]
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      241 year ago

      The mildly homophobic nature of the question is hilarious. “Would you want to live forever if you also had to be a little bit gay???”

      • Blake [he/him]
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        261 year ago

        It’s not even slightly gay to use a suppository either, it reminds me of the guys who think it’s gay to clean their ass because it’s gay to touch an asshole.

        • @lars
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          81 year ago

          I don’t have anything against the straights. I’m not a heterophobe – I’m a real cool dude — but when those people talk about not washing their asses, it’s only natural for us to feel a little bit of heterophobia against their lifestyle.

          • @[email protected]
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            71 year ago

            Please don’t lump us in with those people. That’s not a “hetero” thing it’s just a disgusting person thing.

        • @hardcoreufo
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          11 year ago

          That can’t be a real thing. Who would rather walk around smelling like shit than do something that’s not even “gay.” Even if it were I’d rather not smell like shit.

      • @[email protected]
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        61 year ago

        See, I’ll go out on a limb and say it’s not gay for a man to engage in prostate play. Even having sex with another man isn’t necessarily gay!

        • @Nastybutler
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          41 year ago

          You went pretty far out on that limb with your second sentence

    • @Ryantific_theory
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      111 year ago

      Yeah, I’d be uncomfortable, but immortality is immortality.

      Now, if the requirement was a daily barebacking by the ultra-rich engineering their cum to be the elixir of immortality, I’d be a little more conflicted.