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RedditEnglish • 1 year ago

Anyone has the famous reddit story with the immortal snail?

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Anyone has the famous reddit story with the immortal snail?

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RedditEnglish • 1 year ago

There was this legendary comment on reddit to a thread asking people what would their plan be if they were immortal and got milion dollars, but there was a superintelligent immortal snail also with milion dollars who would want to kill them. I was trying to find it but as far as I can tell OP removed it. Does anyone here have it and could post it here by any chance?

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I’m about to show this lemmy thread what REAL intelligence looks like

YOU DID OH NO SNAIL

YOU SET ME STRAIGHT (sobbing)
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  Ok
  - @zeppo
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    Oh
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  I hope The Snail finds you on your wedding day, with that attitude.
  - @zeppo
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    I put the snail in a metal box and threw it down an abandoned well in Bolivia. I’m all set.
    
    WAIT I WAS SO WRONG SNAIL IS SUPREME I Am sorry

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