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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish46•1 year agoAlso: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•1 year agoAh yes, the flamethrowers, a key component of good console design!
minus-square@MajorHavoclinkEnglish12•1 year ago“Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…” “Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”
Also: this console doesn’t have enough rocks inside of it. And you call that a ceiling? I don’t see a single loose girder in there!
Ah yes, the flamethrowers, a key component of good console design!
“Commander, I did a level 5 scan of the bridge turbolift controls, and I noticed there’s a couple of unnecessary and dangerous flamethrowers in there. So I thought…”
“Stop asking stupid questions. This is why you’re still an Ensign, Harry.”