I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.

I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.

So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠
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    181 year ago

    Sit for the broad strokes, stand for the detail work. One foot up on the sink when standing, not bent over forward.

    • @bestnerd
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      251 year ago

      What kind of shits are you taking where there’s a ceremony involved