I was taking my daily mid-morning poop today and while I was wiping, I thought, I wonder how most people wipe.
I tend to wipe while standing up cause it’s more comfortable and allows for more cheek-spreaditivity.
So, I beg the question: How does most of Lemmy wipe? Do you wipe while standing up or do you wipe while sitting down? Why?
I moisten my TP in the sink, which I can reach from the john in my special poop closet.
I just drip the TP into the bowl below me, that way I don’t have to travel as far.
Somehow that seems less sanitary.
I have long arms and my secret shitter safe space is literally in an old broom closet, so the sink is not inconvenient for me. It’s my happy place.
Oh I was mega joking, that’s completely horrifying hahaha.
Plus, I’ve got a bidet, which is the most life-changing thing I’ve gotten since my first solid state drive.