• surewhynotlem
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    a year ago

    By the additive property of killing, you’d be a triple killer if you killed a double. Serial killers get the title by killing people all in a row. If they’re not in a row it doesn’t count.

    The trick to the trolley problem is to yank the brake, jackknife the trolley cars, and hit everyone. This would make you a septuple killer, and earn the ‘Badass Moves’ achievement.

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      a year ago

      Ok, but what if I drive a Time Trolley to run over my own grandpa before he met my own grandma and kill Antoni Gaudi?

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        a year ago

        I’m pretty sure this was an episode of Futurama, and you end up getting laid. Just don’t ask too many questions.