Sarah Duncan was charged with criminal possession of methamphetamine and criminal possession of drug paraphernalia after her students found her meth stash hidden inside a hair scrunchie, police said.
“Duncan stated that she was not aware of the pouch/container in her shorts until after she was providing her second sample,” police wrote in their affidavit. “Duncan stated that she does not know how or when the pouch/container got into her shorts that day. Duncan stated that there may be another one of them at her residence but that they were not purchased by her, but by someone she knows who probably uses them to pass drug screens.”
During the urine test:
I laughed
Solid alibi.